你认为有人会在这里找到尸体吗？
Do you think anybody will find the body here?
我的意思是,挖掘起来并不难
I mean, it's not that hard to dig up.
如果我们有一些漂白剂,我们可以摆脱大部分遗骸
If we had some bleach we could get rid of most of the remains
但这是我们现在能做的最好的事情
but this is the best we can do for now.
我们只是他妈的尝试一下
We just gotta fucking try it.
是的,但他们有训练有素的狗
Yeah, but they have dogs that are trained
嗅出尸体
to sniff out corpses.
他妈的！
Fuck it!
这就是我们要做的
This is what we're going to do.
我们对发生的事情一无所知
We don't know anything about what happened
我们睡着了
we were asleep.
片名：幽暗湾 [加拿大] [2016]
【Dark Cove】
我不知道,乔伊
I don't know, Joey
我的意思是,我真的很累
I mean, I'm really tired
我只是像三个双打一样工作
I just worked like three doubles straight.
听着,雷切尔,我必须继续这次野营旅行
Listen Rachel. I have to go on this camping trip
我已经问了整个餐厅里的每一个服务员
I've asked every fucking server in this entire restaurant.
今晚请换我的班
Please take my shift tonight.
你怎么不为我换班？
How come you never take any shifts for me?
就像那个时候我想参加里尔·韦恩演唱会
Like that time I wanted to go to the Lil' Wayne concert
你也不为我换班
and you wouldn't take my shift.
随你
Whatever.
想想现金吧,七个小时,
Just think of the cash. Section seven
你可以轻松赚到120美元
You'll make $120 easy
我再额外补贴20美元
and I'll throw in another $20 right now
是吗？你还提供什么？
Yeah? What else are you offering?
你这个低俗的小侦探
You sleazy little sleuze.
听着,下次我们都在派对上被打的时候
Listen, next time we're both hammered at a party
我就会对你大发雷霆两个小时
I'll go down on you for like two hours stright.
我说的是冷战期间俄罗斯的舌头动作
I'm talking Russian tongue maneuvers kept secret during the cold war.
I've studied that shit.
我研究过那个狗屎
我甚至有这种手指技术,我用摩尔斯电码点击你的阴蒂
I've even got this finger technique where I tap on your clit in morse code.
天哪！
My God!
你真是个怪人
You are such a freak.
好吧,我会换你那愚蠢的班
Fine. I'll take your stupid shift.
是！非常感谢 我爱你
Yes! Thank you so much. I love you.
在员工洗手间里偷偷预览一下怎么样？
How about a little sneak preview in the staff bathroom?
他妈的离开这里！
Get the fuck outta here!
来吧,快速的摩托艇？
Come on. Quick moterboat?
边缘工作？
Rim job?
是！
Yes!
乔伊怎么了？
What up Joey?
嘿,乔伊！小伙子怎么了？
Hey, Joey! What's up man?
看看我的新纹身
Check out my new tattoo.
那是他妈的有病！
That's fucking sick dude!
是啊,老兄,我星期一才开始工作
Yeah, dude. I just got my sleeve started on Monday
我要回去做一些颜色的修饰,就可以完成了,伙计
I'm gonna go back and get some color touch ups and it'll be done man.
可爱的家伙 好吧,我现在要去露营了
Sweet dude. Well I'm going camping right now.
待会儿见,好吗？
I'll catch you later, alright?
露营？生病的兄弟 真希望我能和你一起
Camping? Sick bro. I wish I could roll with.
后来的哥们
Later buddy.
你是一个他妈的皮条客兄弟
You're a fucking pimp bro.
你是个皮条客
You're a pimp.
和平的混蛋！
Peace out motherfuckas!
哟,你上夜班了？
Yo, you got your shift covered?
你知道它的玩法 我们出发吧
You know it playa. Let's roll out.
好吃
Yummy.
我希望你们女孩不是素食主义者！
I hope you girls aren't vegetarians!
乔伊！
Joey!
女士你好
Hello, ladies.
你们真的只是闻闻对方的手指吗？
Did you guys actually just sniff each other's fingers?
这是地狱,令人眼花缭乱
Hell yeah. It's from Dazed and Confused.
这并不能让它好起来
That doesn't make it okay.
很高兴见到你,莱西
Nice to see you too, Lacey.
也许我喜欢闻到各种各样的东西
Maybe I like to smell all sorts of things.
玫瑰和奶油！
Roses and cream!
我喜欢
I like that.
你好,乔伊
Hello, Joey.
你好
Hello.
好吧,珍现在可能单身,
Okay, Jen may be single now,
但这并不意味着你可以整个周末都在她身上
but that doesn't mean that you can perv on her all weekend.
随你
Whatever.
伊恩怎么了？好久不见了,兄弟
What's up Ian? It's been a long time bro
乔伊·迪齐奥,我最喜欢的小意大利人
Joey Deezio. My favorite little Italian.
你准备好进行另一次传奇游览了吗？
Are you ready for another legendary excursion?
你知道的,我整年都在期待这个狗屎
You know it. I've been looking foreward to this shit all year.
大家好吗？欢迎来到第四届年度露营之旅
Alright everybody. Welcome to the fourth annual camping trip
莱西,宝贝,我知道这是你的第一次
Lacey, babe, I know it's your first time.
但我们不会温柔
But we wont be gentle.
我不喜欢温柔！
I don't like it gentle!
如此坚硬,如此深刻,远远超过了阴蒂
So hard, so deep, so far past the clit.
闭嘴,乔伊
Shut up Joey.
珍,既然你是单身
So Jen, now that you're single
这意味着我和伊恩今晚可以“艾菲尔铁塔”,对吗？
that means me and Ian can "Eiffel Tower" you tonight, right?
我的上帝,乔伊
My God, Joey.
“艾菲尔铁塔”,你是什么意思？
What do you mean "Eiffel Tower"?
你的意思是你从未去过巴黎？
You mean you've never been to Paris?
不,我去过法国南部的家庭度假
No, I've been to the south of France on a family vacation.
什么？
What?
别担心,我们会告诉你“艾菲尔铁塔”
Don't worry, we'll show you the "Eiffel Tower".
珍,别听他们的话
Jen don't listen to them.
这只是不成熟的家伙胡说八道
It's just immature guy bullshit.
它是什么？
What is it?
这是什么意思？告诉我！
What does it mean? Tell me!
如果你真的想知道,那就是你在弯腰的时候
If you really wanna know, it's when you're bent over getting
由两个家伙组成,一个在前面,一个在后面,
double teamed by two guys, one in the front, one in the back,
他们做了一个指向高五的直臂
and they do a straight arm pointing high five.
因此,“艾菲尔铁塔”
Hence, "The Eiffel Tower".
Shotgun mouth!
霰弹枪臭嘴！
是的,不,这不会发生
Yeah, no that is not happening.
我告诉你了 那真令人恶心
I told you. It's disgusting.
对不起,乔伊,我无论如何都无法得到女朋友
Sorry Joey, I can't anyways I've got a girlfriend.
是的,她是一个温哥华小鸡
Yeah, and she's a prissy Vancouver chick.
她无法忍受布什和一些粗野的维多利亚男孩在一起折腾了三天
She can't handle bush wacking it with some rough Victoria boys for like three days.
伙计,她必须工作
Man, she had to work.
不管是什么,老兄,我只是说她有点老实
Whatever dude, I'm just sayin she's a little prissy.
每次,你知道,我们预定了一些有趣的东西,她要脱困
Every time, you know, we book something fun to do she bails.
我只是说,当它在岛上时
I'm just saying, when it's on the island.
如果是在温哥华,而且方便的话,她就住在那里
If it's in Vancouver and it's convenient she's there.
我只是说她有点老实
I'm just saying she's a bit prissy.
她是……承认她有点老实
She's... admit she's a little bit prissy
去你的,伙计
Fuck you, man.
有点娇小？那么多？
A little bit prissy? Like that much?
是的,就像你的鸡巴的大小
Yeah, like the size of your dick much.
你不知道 你不知道,好吗？
You know otherwise. You know otherwise, okay?
莱西,支持我
Lacey, back me up.
我没有参与这个对话
I am not getting involved in this conversation.
你不知道 只是承认它
You know otherwise. Just admit it.
你这个大鸡巴私生子
You big dick bastard.
是！看,这就是我所说的
Yes! See, that's what I'm saying
我的老二就像肯尼迪遇刺案,真相总是出来的
My dick is like the Kennedy assassination, the truth always comes out.
什么？
What?
肯尼迪被暗杀？
The Kennedy assassination?
他的鸡巴其实很有政治意味
His cock is actually very political.
就像一些保守派的自由主义者一样
It's, like, liberal with some conservative tendensies.
所有这些关于奎因的老二的言论都让我想把我的老二拉出来
All this talk about Quinn's dick is making me want to pull out mine.
它可能随时出现
It could come out any moment.
不要！
No!
乔伊,我想你可能是这个星球上最性感的人
Joey, I think you may be the horniest person on the planet.
我已经考虑过了,我真的认为如果乔伊
I've thought about it, and I actually think that if Joey
把所有的时间都花在追求蠢蛋身上
spent all the time that put into chasing poon,
所有的能量,激情和热情
all that energy, passion and enthusiasm.
如果他把它投入到做一些实际上富有成效的事情上
If he put that into doing something that was actually productive
他现在可能已经找到了治愈癌症的方法
he probably would've found a cure for cancer by now.
也许是诺贝尔和平奖
Maybe a nobel peace prize.
或者也许解决了肯尼迪暗杀之谜
Or maybe solve the Kennedy assassination mystery.
是的,但你知道我几乎不会那么有趣
Yeah, but you know I would not nearly be as much fun.
我们认识乔伊,这就是我们爱你的原因
We know Joey, that's why we love you bro.
你是我们自己的小猎犬
You're our own little poon hound.
亲爱的,我们差不多了吗？
Honey, are we almost there?
再过两个小时
Just two more hours.
欢迎来到颂布里欧(沙滩),宝贝
Welcome to Sombrio, babe.
我很兴奋
I'm excited.
终于
Finally.
让我走出这辆面包车
Get me out of this van.
好的
Alright.
那个女服务员真他妈大！
That matress is fucking huge!
这个周末你打算做什么样的性爱？
What kind of sex are you planning on having this weekend?
仅仅因为我们露营,并不意味着我们不能舒服
Just because we're camping doesn't mean we can't be comfortable.
莱西,你对这个家伙做了什么？
Lacey, what have you done to this guy?
我记得他过去常常在坚硬的地面上昏倒
I remember he used to just pass out in the middle of the hard ground
穿着他所有的衣服
with all his clothes on.
有时在他自己呕吐的池子里,就像基思·穆恩
Sometimes in a pool of his own vomit like Keith Moon.
我已经成熟了,好吗？
I've matured, okay?
我是一个休闲的绅士
I'm a gentleman of leisure.
我们暂时把它放在那里 我们将在第二次旅行中乘坐它
Let's leave this in there for now. We'll take it on the second trip.
那么,你们预订营地了吗？
So, did you guys reserve a campsite?
不,没有任何公司指定的网站
No, there aren't any desgnated sites.
沿着海滩设置了几个火坑
There's a few fire-pits set up along the beach
但你几乎可以在任何你想要的地方露营
but you can pretty much just camp anywhere you want.
但我们仍然需要付钱 这就是乔伊现在正在做的事情
But we still have to pay though. That's what Joey's doing right now.
对吧,乔伊？
Right Joey?
是啊,我在看它
Yeah, yeah. I'm on it homie.
糟糕的是,有一个十分钟的徒步旅行到海滩
The thing that sucks is that there's like a ten minute hike down to the beach
因此,我们必须进行两次旅行以获得所有装备
so we'll have to make two trips to get all the gear going
但相信我,这是值得的
but trust me, it's worth it.
是不是有公园护林员监督？
Aren't there any park rangers supervising?
不是真的,我的意思是他们有一两个非常罕见的家伙
Not really. I mean they have one or two guys that come down once in a blue moon
检查篝火和狗屎,但我们从未在这附近见过他们
to check on campfires and shit but we've never seen them around here.
这就是为什么这是一个如此美好的派对海滩
That's why it's such a good party beach.
嘿,你的车牌号码是多少？
Hey, what's your license plate number?
943SPK
943 SPK
宝贝
Sweet.
你有没有告诉我一群嬉皮士曾经住在这附近的树林里？
Didn't you tell me a bunch of hippies used to live in the woods around here?
是的,早在80年代早期,一群嬉皮士就来到这里并开始定居
Yeah, back in the early 80's a bunch of hippies moved here and starting squating.
他们在海滩上设置了所有这些疯狂精致的小屋
They set up all these crazy elaberate shacks right on the beach.
他们中的一些人在这里生活了二十多年
Some of them lived here for over twenty years.
是啊,他们中有一些人还生下了孩子
Yeah, some of them had kids who were born
现在他们长成了青少年
and until they were were teenagers.
实际上我在澳大利亚遇到了他们其中的一个
I actually met one of them in Australia.
她是职业冲浪运动员,因为他每天都在沙滩上长大
She was a pro surfer 'cause se grew up on the beach surfing everyday.
那么他们怎么了？
So what happened to them?
这片土地是一个省级公园,但存在巨大争议
There was a huge dispute over the land being a provincial park
十年前的一天,当局来了,把他们都赶了出去
so one day like ten years ago the authorities came and kicked them all off.
他们住在这里,就像房子一样
Like they lived here. Like they were pretty much houses these shacks.
那太苛刻了
That's pretty harsh.
是啊,那是件大事,它在报纸头版上写了大约一个星期
Yeah, it was a big deal. It was on the cover of the paper for like a week.
天哪
Holy shit.
就是这样
That's it.
天哪
My God.
宝贝,我告诉过你了
I told you, babe.
好的 我们开工吧
Alright. Let's do this.
珍,你可能不想谈论它
So Jen, you probably don't want to talk about it
但即使你和道格刚分手,我很高兴你来了
but I'm glad you came even though you and Doug just broke up.
大家都很好,我需要出去玩得开心
It's all good. I needed to get out and have some fun.
分手是最糟糕的,你们约会多久了？
Breakups are the worst. How long did you guys date again?
仅仅两年多
Just over two years.
你们为什么分手？
Why did you guys breakup?
我不知道,我想那只是时间问题
I don't know. It was just time I guess.
我正在完成学业,他要去旅行六个月
I'm finishing school and he's gonna go traveling for six months.
无论如何,它总是要来的
It was along time coming anyway.
是的,二十多岁的约会可能很难
Yeah, dating in your twenties can be tough.
每个人都在想着生活
Everybody's figuring there lives out
学校,旅游,服务,他妈的临时工
school, traveling, serving, fuckin' temp jobs.
没有人在一起
Nobody has their shit together.
这很奇怪,因为有一分钟我会热爱生活,很高兴我有自由
It's weird because one minute I'll be loving life and so happy that I'm free
接下来的一分钟我听到的是“你会想到我”
and the next minute I'm listening to "You'll Think of Me"
哭了一整夜
and crying all night long.
我喜欢基思·艾尔本
I love Keith Urban.
“你会想到我”很好 我可能会把它放进去
"You'll Think of Me" is good. I'd probably put it in the
有史以来十大最佳分手歌曲
top ten best breakup songs of all time.
排第一位的是什么歌曲？
What's number one?
“我曾经认识的人”排第一位
"Somebody That I Used to Know" is up there.
那是肯定的,有史以来最好的分手之歌
That's up there for sure but the number one best breakup song of all time
显然是阿拉尼斯的“你不知道”,繁荣的时代！
is obviously "You Outta Know" by Alanis. Boom!
阿拉尼斯？我不知道那个伙计
Alanis? I don't know about that man.
Dude, are you fucking kidding me bro?
伙计,你他妈的开玩笑吗？
你听那些歌词了吗？进入前十名
Did you listen to those lyrics? In a top ten hit.
家庭主妇都在听这个狗屎
Housewives are listening to this shit.
“她会在剧院里对你说话吗？”
"Would she go down on you in a theater?"
“当你操她的时候,你在想我吗？”
"Are you thinking of me when you fuck her?"
那狗屎是冷血的儿子！
That shit is cold blooded son!
它有一个非常病态的低音线
And it has a pretty sick bass line.
我以前卡住过
I've jammed on it before.
看,乔伊·迪齐奥知道发生了什么
See, Joey Deezio knows what's up.
那个低音线像他妈的一样时髦！
That bass line is funky as fuck!
那个跳蚤在那首歌里演奏贝斯
That's Flea playing bass on that track.
史上最佳分手之歌
Number one best breakup song of all time
“你不知道”,举手
"You Outta Know" hands down.
实际上是的,我可以看到,这是一个经典
Actually yeah, I could see that. It is a classic.
老实说,珍,我们都非常喜欢道格
Honestly Jen, we all really like Doug
但你可以做得更好
but you could do so much better.
谢谢
Thank you.
为珍喝彩
Cheers to Jen.
这很奇怪,我这么长时间没有单身
It's just weird. I haven't been single in so long.
就像前几天一样,有人问我号码
Like the other day, some guy asked me for my number
我甚至都不感兴趣,我还是把它给了她
who I wasn't even interested in and I gave it to him anyway.
我不知道为什么,我想她让我感觉我回到了游戏中
I don't know why. I think he made me feel like I was back in the game.
上周我去接这个小妞的时候,我的手机就死了
Last week I was picking up this chick and my phone died.
她打破了笔加纸模式的学校老传统
So she busted out a pen and paper old school style.
哪个太棒了
Which was awesome.
无论如何,她写下了她的号码和她的名字
Anyways, she writes down her number and her first name
和她的姓氏,这对Facebook来说太有用了
and her last name which makes sense for Facebook.
通常这些信息就足够了
And normally that amount of information would suffice.
Right? But no, no. Here's the thing.
对吧？但不,不,事情是这样的
之后她写下了她的电子邮件地址,这一切都很好
After that she writes down her email address which is all good
但后来她写下了餐馆的名字
but then she writes down the name of the restaurant
她在那里工作,然后最重要的是,她添加了她妈的家庭住址
she works at. And then on top of that she adds her fucking home address.
什么？她写下了工作的地方和她的家庭住址？
What? She writes down the place that works and her home address?
是啊
Yeah.
她就像:过来吧,我要操你！
So, she's like come on over and I will fuck you.
我们走吧！
Let's go!
这几乎是你的幻想
That's pretty much your fantasy.
对吧？
Right?
她一定非常绝望
She must be pretty desperado.
我在脱衣舞俱乐部见过她
I did kind of meet her at a strip club.
我的个神啊！总是优雅的乔伊,总是优雅的
God! Always classy Joey, always classy.
让我们在晚餐前玩一会“世界杯”
Let's play some "World Cup" before dinner.
我进去了,意大利万岁！
I'm in. Viva Italia!
你好烂！
You suck!
加拿大的目标！
Goal for Canada!
裸体！裸体！
Goala! Goala!
我在这里开放！
Here I'm open!
意大利为比赛冠军！
Italy for the game winner!
那个女孩用脚骚扰我的脚踝
That girl just molested my ankle with her foot.
我认为它可能会被打破
I think it might be broken.
乔伊,你给我起来,我们知道你是意大利人
Joey get your ass up man. We know your an Italian
但这并不意味着你可以像潜水者一样潜水
but that doesn't mean you get to dive like one.
黄牌,潜水者！
Yellow card for diving!
乔伊应该得到多张黄牌
Joey should have gotten mulitple yellow cards
for grabbing me and Jen's asses throughout the game.
在整场比赛中一直抓着我和珍的屁股
乔伊是装的,游戏开始！
Joey's faking. Game on!
这不是温布利体育场,但也可以
It's not exactly Wembley Stadium but it'll do.
嘿,伙计,你想玩吗？
Hey man, do you want to play?
如果你愿意的话,我们可以来一个三对三
We could do a little three on three if you want.
我很乐意,但我已经连续三天上厕所了
I would mate but I've been on the piss for three days straight
如果我试着跑来跑去,我可能会摔倒
I'd probably fall over if I try to run about.
在小便？
On the piss?
是的,这意味着他被打了三天
Yeah, it means he's been hammered for three days.
谢谢你这么说,我一直想换个翻译
Thanks for that. I've always wanted a translater.
这种语言障碍非常困难
It's very difficult, this language barrier.
你在这里露营吗？
Are you camping here?
是的,我和几个澳洲混蛋是朋友
Yeah, with a couple Aussie fuckers I'm friends with.
他们在那里,他们全都进入冲浪
There they are. They're all into surfing and that.
看看那些可怜的混蛋
Look at those sorry bastards Paddling around
在冰冷的海洋中骑行五秒钟
in a freezing cold ocean for a five second ride.
顺便说一下,我是唐尼
I'm Donnie by the way.
怎么了伙计,我是奎因
What's up man, I'm Quinn.
这是我的女朋友,莱西
This is my girlfriend, Lacey.
你好
Hi.
那些疯狂的澳洲人
Those crazy Aussies will actually be lighting off
稍后会在我们的营地燃放烟花
a bunch of fireworks at our campsite later on.
欢迎您来一杯或两杯浓浓的饮料
You're all welcome to pop by for a cheeky beverage or two.
是的,那可能很酷,我们试着往下滚
Yeah, that might be cool. We'll try to roll down.
好吧,我稍后会抓到你的
Alright, I'll catch you later then.
干杯！
Cheers!
好的,待会儿见
Alright, see you later.
那家伙看起来很冷淡,就像一个经典的英国人
That guy seems pretty chill. Like a classic Brit.
我觉得他他妈的浪费了
I think he's fucking wasted.
烟花可能没问题
The fireworks might be alright.
是的,我们吃蘑菇的时候一定很甜
Yeah, that'll be sweet when we're on mushrooms.
宝贝,我们今晚真的要吃蘑菇吗？
Babe, are we actually doing mushrooms tonight?
是的,宝贝,当然,这将很有趣 它会很棒
Yeah babe, of course. It's going to be fun. It's gonna awesome.
那么,我可以得到点球或什么？
So, do I get my penalty shot or what?
我必须在天黑之前向你展示这个瀑布 这是必须看到的
I have to show you this waterfall before it gets dark. It's a must see.
好的,听起来很酷
Okay. It sounds pretty cool.
所以,主要的问题
So, big question.
到目前为止,莱西对这次旅行的喜欢程度如何？
How is Lacey liking the trip so far?
我玩的很开心
I'm having a great time.
和伊恩一起玩很高兴
It's nice to hang out with Ian.
我们从来没有真正花费那么多时间在一起
We've never really spent that much time together.
很高兴认识你最好的朋友
It's good to get to know your best friend.
不过,他说你的鸡巴有点太不让我喜欢了
Although, he does talk about your cock a bit too much for my liking.
是的,这有点令人不安
Yeah, it's a little disconcerting.
我不会撒谎
I'm not gonna lie.
自从搬到温哥华后,我再也没有看到他了
I don't get to see him too much anymore since he moved to Vancouver
不过,我、乔伊、珍和他从十岁开始就都是最好的朋友
but me, Joey, Jen and him have all been best friends since we were ten.
我肯定开始觉得自己更像是团队中的一个
I'm definitely starting to feel more like one of the group
我知道,这太棒了
I know, it's awesome.
看,宝贝,这就是
Look babe. There it is.
看那个！
Look at that!
棒极了！
That's amazing!
我真不敢相信在不列颠哥伦比亚省这里就存在这样的东西
I can't believe stuff like that exists here in BC.
这就像国家地理风格
It's like National Geographic style.
全力以赴,它看起来像蝙蝠洞的入口
Full out. It looks like the entrance to the bat cave.
我想,我应该用手机在瀑布前
So, what I'm thinking is that I should take some pics of you
给你拍几张照片
in front of the waterfall on my phone.
太好了！
Perfect!
宝贝,你现在看起来很性感
You're looking so hot right now babe.
很好,工作吧
Nice, work it.
妈的宝贝,你在努力,好了
Fuck babe, you are workin' it. Nice.
我不会撒谎,我现在有点吃力
I'm not going to lie, I'm getting a little hard right now.
我真的得把衬衫穿上,因为天气真他妈冷
But I really have to put my shirt back on because it's fucking cold.
不不不,你不需要这样做
No, no, no. You don't need to do that.
我会温暖你的
I'll come warm you up.
大家好！
Hey guys!
乔伊！
Joey!
他妈的在这里干什么？
What the fuck is going on here?
没有,我们只是欣赏大自然的奇迹,如你看到的
Nothing. We're just admiring the wonders of nature. As you can see.
当然,朋友,我会坚持一下,但晚餐准备好了
Sure there buddy. I'd stick around a rub one out but dinner's ready
你们这些混蛋
you fucking pervs.
我们要来了
We're coming.
好吧,我不会
Well, I wont be.
乔伊,那是一道美味的牛排
Joey, that was a tasty steak.
你是怎么弄出这种味道的？
What did you do to get it that flavor?
那是迪齐奥的家庭食谱
That's a Deezio family recipe.
那个狗屎已经存在多年了
That shit's been around for ages.
从我的“齐奥”传给我
Passed down to me from my "Zio".
我用草药和香料的秘密混合物腌制那些坏小子
I marinated those bad boys in a secret concoction of herbs and spices
整整两天
for two whole days.
那太精彩了 你有时间过来给我做饭
That was amazing. You'll have to come over sometime and cook me dinner.
我会去的
I'll be there.
你可以给我口交当甜点
And you can give me fellatio for dessert.
Eeewww(口交声)
Eeewww.
说到甜点的人,是时候了
Speaking of dessert people. It's that time.
蘑菇！
Mushrooms!
我有点害怕,我只做过一次蘑菇,我有一个可怕的经历
I'm kind of scared. I've only done shrooms once and I had a horrible experience.
是的,那可能发生,但这次你和冷静的人在一起
Yeah, that can happen. But this time you're with chill people.
如果你开始呕吐,我们会照顾你
We'll take care of you if you start to bum out.
是的,上次我们做了蘑菇,乔伊搞砸了
Yeah, last time that we did shrooms Joey was so fucked up
他像胎儿一样在帐篷里蜷缩了一整夜
that he spent all night in his tent in the fetal position.
绊倒了
Tripping out.
啊嗬嗬！
Ahhhhhhh!
伙计,那是残酷的
Man, that was brutal.
我其实以为我回到了子宫里
I actually thought I was back in the womb.
在妈妈的果汁里游来游去吧
Swimming around in my mom's juices.
我真地以为我在小蛋蛋周围游泳
I seriously thought I was swimming around the little egg.
试图像个肮脏的小精子一样在里面戳进去
Trying to poke in there like a fucking dirty little sperm.
但是他始终没有成功
The one that made it but never made it.
它真的搞砸了
It was really fucked up.
我再也不泡蘑菇茶了
Never again will I brew a batch of mushroom tea.
这就是你搞砸的原因
That's how you get fucked up.
真的,当你把它们泡在茶里的时候,很难说你喝了多少
True. When you brew them in tea it's hard to tell how much you've consumed
这样你就会变得很糟糕
so you can get super fucked up.
是啊,伙计,就像这样一次
Yeah man, it was like this one time
当我吃了太多的巧克力蛋糕
when I ate way too many pot brownies.
我真的以为我快死了
I actually thought I was dying.
是的,就像那个网上打电话给911的警察一样
Yeah, like that cop on the internet who called 911 on himself.
这是因为当你消化大麻的时候,它在你体内的代谢是不同的
It's because when you digest weed it metathesizes in your body differently.
它实际上释放了11个羟基代谢物
It actually releases Eleven Hydroxy Metabolite
这比四氢大麻酚的精神活性高四倍
which is four times more psychoactive than THC.
这就是为什么人们吃巧克力蛋糕变得如此糟糕
That's why people get so fucked up eating pot brownies.
你是谁？你是科学课上的同一个人
Who are you? You're the same guy in science class
我他妈是想在这里指指点点
I was fucking trying to finger Betsy over here
当你在谈论美塔博……不管他妈的你在说什么
while you're talking about metabo...whatever the fuck you're saying.
所有这些故事都非常令人欣慰
All these stories are really comforting.
不,你会没事的 我们在外面,在这里,我们在露营,我们和冷静的人在一起
No, you'll be fine. We're out, here, we're camping, we're with chill people
一切都会好起来的
It's gonna be all good.
我们不是在做巧克力蛋糕,只是来点小空间
We're not doing pot brownies, just a little shroomage.
好了,这种炒作够了,让我们吃了这些这些坏小子吧
Okay, enough of this hype. Let's eat some of these bad boys.
蘑菇！我喜欢蘑菇！
Mushrooms! I love mushrooms!
这里,就从这里开始,一切都很好
Here just start off with this. It's all good.
这似乎很多
That seems like a lot.
不,这很好,这还不到八分之一,这只会让你有点兴奋
No, that's good. That's less than an eighth. It'll just get you a little buzz.
大伊恩,给你
Big Ian. Here you go.
让我们多给你拿一点,看看他们的茎,就在那里
Here let's get you a little more. Look at them stem right there.
谢谢
Thank you.
蘑菇,蘑菇,蘑菇！
Mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms!
这是给珍的一点点
Here's a little for Jen.
这批次特别恶心
This batch is particularly disgusting.
是啊,这些都是他妈的腐臭
Yeah. These are fucking rancid.
这只是体验的一部分
It's just part of the experience.
这是一种爱或恨的事情
It's a love/hate thing.
我们应该玩一个喝酒游戏
We should play a drinking game.
我不来了,也许涉及到脱衣
I'm down. Maybe one that involves stripping.
我们应该玩“我从来没有”
We should play "I Never".
什么是“我从来没有”？
What's "I Never"?
这就是你说疯狂的地方
It's where you say something crazy that you've done
如果别人做了,他们就得喝酒
and if other people have done it they have to drink.
他妈的,“我从来没有”是如此蹩脚
Fuck that. "I Never" is so lame.
每次都是一样的
It's the same thing every time.
“我从来没有在飞机上发生过性行为,我从来没有在火车上做爱”
"I've never had sex on a plane, I've never had sex on a train"
“我从来没有碰过女孩子的脸,也没有舔过”
"I've never came all over a girl's face and had a midgit lick it off"
我从来没有这样做过
I've never done that.
我在机场做过爱,但从未在飞机上做过爱
I've had sex in an airport but never on a plane.
虽然我以前在飞机上把它弄伤了
Although I have jerked it on a plane before.
是的,我也有,这是我飞往泰国的航班
Yeah, I have too. It was on my flight to Thailand.
那是一次漫长而漫长的飞行
That is a long, long flight.
我是在飞往多伦多的航班上做的
I did it on a flight to Toronto.
你在国内航班上偷偷的吗？那只有四个小时
You jacked it on a domestic flight? That's only four hours.
你刚刚在洗手间里做过吗？
Did you just do it in the bathroom?
他妈的没有,就在我的座位上,而我身边的那位女士正在睡觉
Fuck no. Right in my seat while the lady beside me was sleeping.
你认为这很糟糕？有一次,我乘坐灰狗巴士
You think that's bad? I jerked off on a Grayhound bus once.
当公交车司机猛踩刹车时,我正坐在洗手间内
I was in the washroom givin' when the bus driver slams on the brakes
就在我要释放愤怒的时候
just as I was about to unleash the fury.
我撞到了墙上,精液开始到处乱飞,无处不在
I hit the wall and jizz starts fucking flying everywhere.
天哪！
My God!
我自己搞得一团糟,真是太糟糕了
I made a fucking mess of myself. It was so bad.
我百分之九十肯定乔伊在低俗小说里扮演了瘸子
I'm ninety percent sure that Joey played the gimp in Pulp Fiction.
好吧,谁还需要另一种啤酒？
Alright, who needs another beer?
我要一个
I'll take one.
乔伊,你今晚不工作,难道不高兴吗？
Joey, aren't you glad that you're not working tonight?
我知道,感谢上帝,我现在可能正在为一些美国人服务
I know. Thank God. I'd probably be serving some Americans right now.
他们会像,“先生,这杯冰茶很恶心”
They'd be like. "Sir, this iced tea is disgusting"
“我要一杯不甜的柠檬冰茶,我要自己给它加点糖”
"I want an un-sweetend ice tea with a lemon. And I'll sweet'n it myself with some Splenda."
是的,你怎么知道他们是美国人呢
Yeah, and how you can tell they're American is they
总是说“我想要”或“我要纽约牛排”
always say "I want" or "I'm gonna have the New York steak"
加拿大人很有礼貌,总是说“我可以请”
Canadians are so polite and always say "May I please have"
但是我们原谅了美国佬,因为他们比加拿大人给小费多
But we forgive the Yanks because they're way better tippers than Canadians
或其他任何人
or anyone else for that matter
你真的这么认为？
You really think so?
我同意,美国人总是提高15％至20％
I agree. Americans always tip 15 to 20 percent.
加拿大人大部分只提高10％至15％
Canadians for the most part only tip 10 to 15 percent.
完全正确,加拿大人需要知道,10%的小费不是个好主意
Exactly. And Canadians need to know that 10 percent is not a good tip.
美国人为记住你的名字付出了很多努力,这很酷
It's kind of cool how Americans put alot of effort into remembering your name
就像“你好,奎因！非常感谢,奎因！”
It's like "Hi Quinn. Thank you very much Quinn"
“奎因,可以多拿一些餐巾纸来擦脸吗？”
"Quinn, could I get some more napkins to wipe my face?"
“我的脸上有鸡油”
"I have chicken grease on my face"
我认为最好的顾客是同性恋,他们很棒,小费也很多
I think the best customers are gay guys. They're awesome and they tip huge.
的确,同性恋者是最好的顾客
True, gay guys are the best customers.
他们很欣赏这项服务,他们总是玩得很开心,而且他们也非常友好
They appreciate the service, they always have a good time and they tip very well too.
当我过去为我最好的客户服务时总是美洲狮(球队)
When I used to serve my best customers were always the cougars.
所有40岁以上的女性都会在女孩的夜晚外出,我以前做的那狗屎工作
Any group of women over 40 on a girl's night out, I used to work that shit.
一天晚上,我拿下了一个43岁的女人
I took down a 43 year old one night.
我的上帝,乔伊！
My God Joey!
一天晚上,我在“雨果”认识了她
I met her at "Hugo's" one night.
她最后把我带回了她的住处
She ended up taking me back to her place
她捏着我的脸,说:“你让我想起了我的儿子”
pinches my cheek and says "You remind me of my son"
哦！
Ohhhhh!
乔伊,这令人不安
Joey, that's disturbing.
这就像是某种反向的俄狄浦斯情结
That's like some sort of reverse Edipus complex.
她可能是我所见过的最有意思的小鸡
She was probably the most aware chick I've ever boned
什么都可以,我搞她的时候,她会说些最离谱的话
totally down with anything. She would say the most outrageous shit when I was nailing her.
我是从后面搞她,她说:“你在享受我的阴门吗？”
I was doing her from behind and she says "Are you enjoying my pussy?"
“你喜欢它吗？给我的阴门看看谁是老大,宝贝”
"Are you enjoying it? Show my pussy who's boss baby!"
当她要来的时候,她感谢我
And as she came she thanked me.
她感谢你射给她精子,那个了之后？
She thanked you for making her cum, like right after?
不,她在性高潮时感谢我
No, she thanked me while she was having her orgasm
是的,是的,是的,谢……谢……你！
Yeah, yeah, yeah, THAAAANK YOOOOUUUU!
说到这,我要去小便了
On that note, I'm going to take a piss.
当你在外面的时候尽量不要在美洲狮身上撒尿
Try not to piss on a cougar while you're out there.
他妈的,那个怪人可能会喜欢它
Fuck, that freak probably would have loved it
我不喜欢在性爱中撒尿的东西
but I'm not into any of that pissing stuff during sex
这是迪齐奥永远不会跨越的一条底线
that is one line Deezio will never cross.
难道我们几乎所有人都拥有大学学位
Isn't it fucked up that almost all of us have university degrees
除了伊恩之外,每个人都在等着吃饭
and everyone besides Ian are waiting tables for a living.
我的意思是,我刚满25岁,当我年轻的时候,我想我现在已经是芭蕾舞演员了
I mean, I just turned 25. When I was younger I thought I'd be ballin' by now.
是啊,但是看看我们认识的同龄人
Yeah, but look at everyone else our age that we know
没有人在24岁、25岁时完全成功,这需要时间
No one's totally successful at 24, 25. It takes time.
在这里,我们开始,谈话变得更加深入和富有哲理
Here we go, the conversation is gettting all in-depth and philosophical.
至少我们知道蘑菇已经吃进去了
At least we know the shrooms have kicked in.
我肯定有点感觉
I'm definitely feeling something
当然,我感觉到了,这是做迷幻药的原因之一
For sure, I'm feeling it. That's part of the reason for doing psycheledelics
就是揭示真相,关于世界和你自己的真相
is to reveal the truth. The truth about the world and about yourself.
是的,奎因,但有时很难面对自己的真相,你可以逃出来
Yeah Quinn, but sometimes it's hard to face the truth about yourself and you can bum out
让我们放松一下,享受美好时光,我们不需要如此激烈紧张
Let's just chill and have a good time. We don't need to get so intense.
一切都很好,我很冷静
It's all good, I'm chillin'
我只是想说,我已经失败四年了
I'm just saying that the fact that I busted my ass for four years
想要获得这个看似无用的文学学士学位却被搞砸了
to get this seemingly useless bachelor of arts degree is fucked up
我已经拿到学位一年了,正在找一份政府的工作
I've had my degree for a year and I'm looking for a government job
伊恩不再是服务员了,他在温哥华一家很好的会计公司当职员
and Ian's not a server anymore. He's articling for a really good accounting firm in Vancouver.
是的,我知道,但肯定还有别的原因
Yeah, I know. But there's got to be something more
不仅是用我们的学位来获得一份朝九晚五、年薪5到6万美元的工作
than just using our degrees to get some stupid 9 to 5, 50 to 60 thousand dollar a year job
我们真的不在乎,我们做这些只是为了钱或我们的事业
that we really don't give a fuck about and we're just doing it for the money or for our career.
自从我还是个孩子以来,我就被灌输了你必须要拿到学位的思想
Ever since I was a kid I'm been streamlined into thinking that you have to get your degree
能够胜任这份薪水更高的工作
to be qualified for this certain amount of jobs that pay more.
现在,我拿到了学位,这都是扯淡
And now that I have my degree it's kind of all bullshit.
我不知道自己想做什么
I don't know what I want to do.
我们谁都不知道我们要在哪里结束或者我们要做什么
None of us really know where we're going to end up or what we're gonna do.
我们现在正在考虑生命的意义吗？
Are we really contemplating the meaning of life right now?
让我们放松一下,今晚过得愉快
Let's just chill and have a good time tonight.
我知道自己想要做什么
I know what I want to do with my life.
我想和每个国家的女孩做爱
I want to have sex with one girl from every country
天啊！
God.
我已经有西班牙、意大利、法国、乌克兰、波兰、印度、俄罗斯、韩国、日本、
I've already got Spain, Italy, France, Ukraine, Poland, India, Russia, Korea, Japan
泰国、菲律宾、澳大利亚、南非、巴西、牙买加、哥斯达黎加、加拿大、美国、
Thailand, Philippines, Australia South Africa, Brazil, Jamaica, Costa Rica, Canada, U.S.A.
墨西哥和密克罗尼西亚联邦,蓬勃发展！
Mexico and The Federated States of Micronesia. Boom!
奎因,也许这就是你需要做的
Quinn, maybe that's what you need to do.
我并不是说参加乔伊的变态的性奥运会
And I don't mean participating in Joey's warped, sexual Olympics.
去旅行,乔伊和伊恩去了东南亚,我和家人一起去了欧洲
But to Travel. Joey and Ian did Southeast Asia and I went to Europe with my family.
是的,旅行完全打开了你的想法
Yeah, traveling does totally open your mind.
你会得到一个全新的视角
You'll get a whole new perspective.
这就是我一直试图告诉他的
That's what I've been trying to tell him.
他从未离开北美,来吧宝贝,我们走吧,我们就这样做吧
He's never left North America. Come on babe, let's go. Let's just do it.
我觉得你是对的,我终于开始意识到这一点
I think you're right. I'm finally starting to realize it.
我被困在我自己的加拿大人身上,扭曲的小视图里,我需要扩展它
I've beeen stuck in my own Canadian, warped little view. I need to expand it.
那是我的蘑菇顿悟,我要走了,整个夏天我都会攒钱,我们就去吧
That's my shroom epiphany. I'm going, I'll save up all summer and we'll just go.
我想去欧洲、法国、英国、德国、西班牙,所有的狗屎地方
I want to go to Europe. France, England, Germany, Spain. All that shit.
就是这样,我们走了,蘑菇顿悟完成了
That's it, we're going. Shroom epiphany is done.
我只是突然不知从哪儿冒出来的,它就像一吨砖头一样砸向我
I just got so fucking high out of nowhere. It just hit me like a ton of bricks.
是的,伙计,我他妈的感觉很好
Yeah dude, I'm fucking feeling good.
感觉很活泼
Feeling frisky.
我的上帝,我感觉不到我的耳垂了！
My God, I can't feel my earlobes!
狗屁！
Shit!
这看起来很酷
That looks so cool.
我的天啊！
Holy fuck!
颜色太鲜艳了
The colors are so sharp.
这是唐尼和那些疯狂的澳洲混蛋告诉我们的
It's Donnie and those crazy Aussie fuckers he told us about
我从没见过蘑菇上放烟花,伙计,真他妈恶心！
I've never seen fireworks on mushrooms man, this is fucking sick!
我的上帝,这太棒了
My God, that's amazing.
天哪！
My God!
我们必须和他们一起去聚会,我们必须
We have to go party with them. We have to.
我想我们需要
I think we need to.
谁想要一个小小的蘑菇冒险？
Who's up for a little shroom adventure?
是的,伙计,我倒下了,我们现在需要一点蘑菇冒险
Yeah man, I'm down. We need a little mushroom adventure right now.
我不能在这鬼地方坐以待毙,我想去海滩走走,放松一下
I can't sit still when I'm on this shit. I wanna walk the beach and chill.
一点点的音乐也真是太棒了
A little bit of music would be fucking awesome too man.
我不知道,伙计,我想我们应该和我们自己的队员一起待在这里
I don't know, man. I think we should just stay here with our own crew.
来吧,伊恩,去买些路边摊,我们一起去社交吧
Come Ian. Grab some road pops and let's socialize.
这很有趣,老兄,我带上吉他,走吧
It'll be fun, dude. I'll bring my guitar, let's go.
来吧,这会很有趣
Come on, it'll be fun.
我只是不喜欢在旅行的时候和陌生人混在一起
I just don't really feel like hanging out with random strangers when I'm tripping.
来吧
Come on.
我们去一个蘑菇冒险吧
Let's go have a shroom adventure.
没有冒险,你不能做蘑菇,它只是不起作用
You can't do shrooms without an adventure. It just doesn't work.
与队员们在一起,兄弟,我们开始吧
Stick together with the crew, bro. Let's do it.
然后我搞砸了,
Then I blew it,
然后我点了一根烟,然后说“电视上有什么？”
And then I light a cigarette and say "What's that on the TV?"
然后她就疯了,开始打我的脸
Then she just went mental and started punching me in the face
然后她打我的鸡巴！
and then she punched my dick!
那是谁？
Who's that?
他们在那里,海滩足球运动员！
There they are, the beach footballers!
嘿,唐尼,怎么了？大家好
Hey, what's up Donnie? Hey guys.
欢迎欢迎,随时随地都有座位
Welcome, welcome. Have a seat wherever you like.
我的就是你的,你的就是我们共同拥有的,坐在这儿,那儿,随便什么地方
What's mine is yours, what's yours we share. Sit here, there, wherever.
嘿,如果你愿意的话,这里有座位
Hey, there's a seat here if you want.
谢谢
Thanks.
嗨,我是迪恩
Hi, I'm Dean.
我是珍
I'm Jen.
很高兴见到你
Nice to meet you.
也很高兴见到你
Nice to meet you too.
那些烟花坏了,我们没想到会有完整的专业展示
Those fireworks were sick. We weren't expecting a full out pro display.
你可以感谢这两个傻瓜
You can thank these two gits for that.
那是迪恩,这个漂亮的伙计就是蔡斯
That's Dean. And this beautiful man here is Chase.
那么,你们从哪儿弄来的烟花？
So, where did you guys get the fireworks?
我和迪诺在俄勒冈海岸冲浪时捡到的
Me and Deano picked them up when we were surfing down the Oregon coast
然后我们把他们偷运出境
and we smuggled them across the border.
放在这里是违法的,但这是一个完美的选择,我们永远不会被抓住
It's illegal to set them off here but this is the perfect spot. We'd never get caught.
它们在蘑菇上看起来很神奇
They looked amazing on shrooms.
什么？你们是劫匪吗？
What? You guys are on muggers?
在我们出现之前,我们试图找到一些
We tried to find some before we came up.
你有吗？
Do you have anymore?
没有,我们一小时前都吃过它们
No, we just ate them all an hour ago.
你现在必须飞
You must be flying right now.
那会很有趣,那些老劫匪、猎人吗？
That would be fun, the old muggers. Chaser?
他妈的是的,我可能会被一些垃圾绊倒
Fuck yeah. I'd be up for tripping on some shroomies.
我们带来了一些大麻,如果你愿意,伊恩可以联合点燃
We brought some weed though. Ian's got a joint we can spark up if you want.
好伙计,是的,莱西,她是我告诉你的那个人
Nice man. Yeah, Lacey. She's the one I was telling you about.
她听不懂我的口音
She couldn't understand my accent.
在音乐的背后,我感觉自己像利亚姆·加拉格尔
I felt like Liam Gallagher when Behind the Music.
我看到了,太搞笑了,他们为利亚姆提供了字幕,但没有为诺伊尔提供字幕
I saw that, it was hilarious. They had subtitles for Liam but not for Noel.
你认为这很糟糕？
You think that was bad?
你知道第一部《疯狂麦克斯》是由美国演员配音的吗？
Did you know the first Mad Max movie was dubbed with American actors?
因为他们认为美国佬不会理解澳大利亚的口音
It's because they thought the Yanks wouldn't understand the Aussie accents.
那个版本太可怕了
That version was horrible.
这是他妈的很厉害的大麻
That is some strong fucking weed.
这是不列颠哥伦比亚省最好的
That is BC chronic at it's best.
嘿,那是你的吉他吗？
Hey, is that your guitar?
我经常玩,迪恩也是,但他根本不会玩
I play quite a bit. Dean does too but he can't play worth a shit.
滚开,我可以玩一点涅槃
Fuck off. I can play a bit of Nirvana.
是的,这真是令人震惊,库尔特会在坟墓里翻身
Yeah, and it's bloody shocking. Kurt would be rolling over in his grave.
那么你们是徒步旅行还是冲浪？
So are you guys hiking or surfing?
都不是,我们只是聚会和露营
Neither, we're just partying and camping.
我们每年都这样做
We do it every year.
这很酷,来这里的大多数人都在胡安德富卡小径徒步旅行
That's cool. Most people that come by here are hiking the Juan de Fuca trail.
我们也遇到了一些冲浪者,但他们大多都是垃圾
We've met a few surfers too but they're mostly pretty rubbish.
你们喜欢职业冲浪者吗？
Are you guys like pro surfers or something?
我们很棒,我们年轻的时候都参加过比赛
We're pretty good. We both used to compete when we were younger
但现在我们只是为了享乐而冲浪
but now we just surf for pleasure.
我一直想尝试冲浪
I've always wanted to try surfing
但是我想等到像夏威夷一样温暖的地方
but I'm waiting till I'm somewhere warm like Hawaii
这附近太冷了
it's just too cold around here.
这就是潜水衣的用途
That's what wet suits are for.
如果你愿意,明天我可以告诉你一些基础知识
If you want, tomorrow I could show you a few basics.
你可以在浅白的水面上冲浪,真的很安全也很容易
You can surf the shallow white wash, it's really safe and easy.
我们带来了额外的冲浪板和潜水衣
We brought up an extra board and wet suit.
来吧,我会给你看
Come on, I'll show you.
我可以给你弹一首小曲子
I could play you a little tune.
So this is where we keep our gear.
这就是我们存放装备的地方
小板是蔡斯的,大板是我的
The small board is Chase's, the big one's mine.
潜水服,我们在车上为唐尼买了一块额外的冲浪板和潜水服
The wetsuits. And we've got an extra board and wetsuit in the car for Donnie
但说实话,他是一个懒惰的笨蛋,他从来没有用过它
but let's be honest, he's a lazy fucker and he's never goning to use it.
如果你想明天尝试一下,你可以用
If you want to try it out tomorrow you can.
真的？那真是太好了！
Really? That would be awesome.
其他一些人可能也想尝试一下
Some of the other guys might want to try too.
那么,你们在澳大利亚冲最大的浪吗？
So, do you guys surf a ton of big waves in Australia?
有时候,我们过去常常在南海岸冲浪
Sometimes, we used to surf quite a bit on the south coast
但是骑大浪你会受到很大的伤害
but riding big waves you can get hurt alot.
但是这里不是有很多大白鲨吗？
But aren't there a ton of great whites?
是的,但这只是乐趣的一半
Yeah, but that's half the fun.
你疯了
You're crazy.
所以,你们做什么只是在无尽的夏天到处冲浪？
So, what do you guys do just travel around surfing on an endless summer?
种种吧,我们俩也玩滑雪板,我们在班夫的一个滑雪胜地工作了一个冬天
Kind of. We both snowboard too. We spent the winter working at a ski resort in Banff
但是签证用完了,所以我们现在非法在这里
but visas ran out so we're kind of here illegally now
但是我们不能真正工作,所以我们只是闲混一会儿
But we can't really work so we're just bumming around a bit.
你是做什么？
What do you do?
我刚毕业,获得了经济学学位
I just graduated with a degree in econonomics.
我现在正在寻找一份真正的工作,但我有点想在被关起来之前出去旅行
I'm looking for a real job now but I kind of want to travel before I'm locked down.
我去过欧洲,但我一直想去澳大利亚
I've been to Europe but I've always wanted to go to Australia.
你一定要去澳大利亚
You should definitely go to Australia.
这是一个非常美丽的地方
It's a really beautiful place.
我知道在北美,每个人都认为这只是内陆和海滩
I know that in North America everyone thinks it's just outback and beaches
但在城市地区,它实际上是一个非常复杂的现代社会
but in the urban areas it's actually a really sophisticated modern society.
所以,我们应该回来
So, we should probably get back
但是我真的很高兴,你明天教会我如何冲浪
but I'm really excited for you to teach me how to surf tomorrow.
是的,它会很有趣
Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
这太恶心了,伙计！
That was sick, dude!
奎恩,你去吧,我们来看看
Here you go, Quinn. Let's have a tune.
你要去玩什么？
What are you going play?
你应该玩“我只想回家”
You should play "I Just Wanna Go Home"
是的,我们可以
Yeah, we could.
那首歌是什么？
What's that song?
你会爱上它的,他们自己写的
You'll love it. They wrote it themselves.
它甚至提到了英国人和澳大利亚人
It even mentions Brits and Australians in it.
原创,完美,我们来听听吧
An original. Perfect. Let's hear it.
这是我们在露营和派对的最后一天通常会听的一首歌
This is a song that we usually do on the last day of camping and partying
因为我们太发烧了
because we're so burnt out.
它是完美的,但我们现在只是为了好玩而为你演奏它
It's perfect for that but we'll play it for you now just for fun.
再来一次
One more time.
好吧,伙计们,这很有趣,但我想我们要崩溃了
Alright guys, that was fun but I think we're just going to crash out
是的,绝对是睡觉时间
Yeah, definitely bed time.
我也崩溃了,伙计
I'm crashing too, man.
晚安,伙计们
Goodnight guys.
晚安,莱西
Goodnight Lacey.
晚安,珍
Goodnight Jen.
是啊！
Yeah!
乔伊,你在干嘛？
Joey, what are you doing?
我喜欢蘑菇,我爱蘑菇,宝贝！
I love mushrooms. I love mushrooms, baby!
天哪
My God.
是的,珍和迪恩,宝贝,把这个狗屎带回澳大利亚！
Yeah, Jen and Deano. Take this shit back to Australia, baby!
我受够了,我甚至觉得我今晚都没有足够的精力休息
I'm done. I don't even think I have enough energy to jerk off tonight.
我要去睡觉了
I'm going to bed.
是啊,一定是因为你跳舞的缘故
Yeah, must be from all that dancing about you did.
你可能得给我看看你的一些招数
You might have to show me some of those moves you got mate.
一定不行！那是我的
Hell, no! Those are mine.
我保守秘密
I keep secrets.
晚安,乔伊
Good night, Joey.
好的,晚安,伙计们
Alright. Goodnight, guys.
晚安,伙计
Goodnight, mate.
有趣的家伙
Funny guy.
是啊
Yeah.
那么,那是你的帐篷吗？
So, is that your tent over there?
也许
Maybe.
我不能
I can't.
怎么了？
What's wrong?
我才与谈了两年的男朋友分手了
I broke up with my boyfriend of two years
我还没准备好
and I'm still not ready.
是的,我知道那是什么感觉,一切都很好
Yeah, I know what it's like. It's all good.
能再给我一个吻吗？就一点点？
Could I have one more kiss? Just a little one?
迪恩,我做不到
Dean. I said I can't.
迪恩
Dean.
我说不
I said no.
我说不
I said no.
你为什么不闭上你的臭嘴？
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
该死的婊子！
Fucking bitch!
你他妈的狗屎！
You mother fucking piece of shit!
你他妈到底想做什么？狗娘养的？
What the fuck were you trying to do? Mother fucker?
好了,他已经受够了！他真是一团糟
Alright man, he's had enough! He's pretty fucked up.
去他妈的澳洲人！强奸犯！
Fuck this Aussie piece of shit! Rapist fuck!
你能相信他试图在我们的营地把那些东西拉下来吗？
Can you believe that he tried to pull that shit off at our own campsite?
你刚搞砸了！你听到我说的了吗？
You just got fucked up! You hear me?
你有什么要说的吗,你这个小婊子？
You got something to say you little bitch?
对不起
I'm sorry.
你说什么,狗娘养的？你刚才说什么？
What did you say, mother fucker? What'd you say?
对不起
I'm sorry.
废话！
Bullshit!
妈的！你在搞什么？
Shit! What the fuck?
天哪
Holy shit.
他妈的怎么了？
What the fuck was that?
天哪,他的心脏不跳了
Holy shit. His heart's not fucking beating.
我觉得他他妈的死了
I think he's fucking dead.
好啊！
Good.
什么？
What?
我说死了好,他妈的,这是他应得的
I said good. Fuck him, he deserved it.
他妈的伊恩,不,他应该受到一顿他永远不会忘记的毒打
Fuck Ian, no. He deserved a vicious beating he'd never forget
这正是我们给他的
and that's exactly what we gave him
但你太过分了,伙计
but then you went too fucking far, man.
我才不管呢！
I don't give a fuck!
强奸犯应该死,他们都是！
Rapists deserve to die. All of them!
你知道我姐姐被强奸了,在他妈的家庭聚会上
You know my sister was raped at a fucking house party
去年,在阿尔伯尼港
in Port Alberni last year.
是的,我知道
Yeah, I know.
Well, what are we going to do?
那么,我们要做什么？
我得带他去医院或其他什么的
We gotta get him to a hospital or something.
也许他还活着,他可以复苏
Maybe he's still alive. He could be resuscitated.
乔伊,他没有呼吸,他死了
Joey, he's not breathing. He's dead.
伙计,你可以检查他妈的脉搏
You can check his fucking pulse, man.
你不是一个他妈的医生,伙计
You're not a fucking doctor, man.
我们需要让他去医院或打电话给他妈的救护车
We need to get him to a hospital or call a fucking ambulance.
这不可能,乔伊
That's not going to happen, Joey.
这里没有手机信号接收
There's no cell phone reception here
距离最近的医院还有一个小时的路程
and the closest hospital is an hour away
而且我们不会把死尸打得屁滚尿流的
and we're not bringing in a dead body beat to shit
我们会在五秒钟内被捕
we'd get arrested in five seconds.
那么,我们该怎么办？
So, what should we do?
我们把尸体埋了,然后他妈的滚出这里
We bury the body and get the fuck out of here.
我们真的会这样做吗？
We're actually going to do this?
乔伊,我们没有他妈的选择
We don't have a fucking choice, Joey.
见鬼,伊恩是对的
Fuck it. Ian's right.
如果我们把他带走,我们将被指控犯有谋杀罪
If we take him in we'll be charged with murder
至少过失杀人
manslaughter at the very least.
也许我们的故事不会让我们坐牢
Maybe with our story we won't do any jail time
但你最好相信,我不会再浪费下一个五年的生命
but you better believe that I'm not spending the next five years of my life
在一个该死的法庭案件上
in a fucking court case.
我们埋了他,收拾残局,
Let's bury him, let's pack up our shit,
离开这里吧
let's get the fuck out of here
永远别再来这鬼地方了
and never come back to this fucking place ever again.
好吧,我们把他搬到树林里去吧
Alright. Let's take him into the woods.
是的,把他埋在海边的那个山洞里
Yeah, let's bury him in that cave by the beach
地面足够柔软,所以我们可以挖掘
the ground will be soft enough so we can dig
用野营铲和赤手空拳
with the camping shovel and just our bare hands.
我们可以挖一个他妈的坟墓
We can dig a fucking grave.
他妈的,我他妈的被蘑菇绊倒了
Fuck man, I'm fucking tripping high on mushrooms
我现在无法处理这个糟糕的事
I can't handle this shit right fucking now
我的心跳比货运列车还快！
my heart's beating faster than a fucking freight train!
乔伊,他妈的冷静下来
Joey, chill the fuck out.
只需深呼吸一下
Just take some deep breaths.
我们只需将他的尸体带入洞穴
We just have to carry his body into the cave
并不是那么遥远,我们完成它
it's not that far. Let's just get it done.
好吧,好吧,我他妈的试试
Alright man, alright. I'll fucking try.
我去拿野营铲和灯笼
I'll grab the camping shovel and a lantern
我们一会儿在下面见,好吗？
and I'll meet you guys down there in a little bit, okay?
就他妈的这样干吧
Let's fucking do this.
Hey, are you alright?
嘿,你还好吗？
她看起来还好吧,奎因？
Does it look like she's fucking alright Quinn?
莱西,听着
Lacey, just listen.
我们狠狠地揍了迪恩一顿,但还不算太糟
So, we were beating up Dean pretty hard but not too bad
然后突然他开始抽搐,癫痫发作,
then all of a sudden he starts twitching out, seizuring,
口吐白沫,我不知道
foaming at the mouth, I don't know
可能有脑出血,我不知道
he might of had a brain hemorrhage. I don't know
但他死了
but he's dead.
什么？
What?
是的,他他妈的死了
Yeah, he's fucking dead.
好了,他是一个混蛋,我自己也会杀了他的
Good. He was a fucking asshole. I would have killed him myself.
我们现在要去埋葬他
We're gonna go bury him right now.
然后我们要打包我们的东西
Then we're going to pack up our stuff
我们他妈的要离开这里
and we're going to get the the fuck out of here.
你们准备好了可以开始收拾行李了吗？
When you're ready can you guys start packing up?
好的,请给我们一点时间,好吗？
Okay. Just give us some time here, alright?
好的,我们会回来的
Okay. We'll be back.
当心,那儿有一根圆木
Watch out there's a log there.
我去告诉莱西和珍发生的事情
I told Lacey and Jen happened.
不是的,珍仍然感到震惊
他们吓坏了吗？
Did they freak out?
Not really. Jen's still in shock.
他们没有太多同情他
They didn't have too much fucking sympathy for him.
你认为有人会在这里找到尸体吗？
Do you think anyone will find the body here?
我的意思是,挖掘起来并不难
I mean, it's not that hard to dig up.
如果我们有一些漂白剂,我们可以处理掉大部分遗骸
If we had some bleach we could get rid of most of the remains
但这是我们现在能做的最好的事情,我们他妈的得试试
but this is the best we can do for now. We just gotta fucking try it.
是的,但是他们有训练有素的狗来嗅出尸体
Yeah, but they have dogs that are trained to sniff out corpses.
没有人会知道发生了什么
No one is going to find out what happened.
因此,没有人会寻找一个他妈的尸体
Therefore, nobody is going to be looking for a fucking dead body
埋在海滩附近
buried near the beach.
如果他们去寻找他
If they do go searching for him
他们将会寻找在森林深处迷失的人
they're going to be looking for someone lost deep in the woods
或者他妈的淹死在海里的人
or fucking drown in the ocean.
这事以前就发生过,一些青少年喝醉了
It's happened before. Some teenagers get wasted
当他们露营时,其中一个奇怪地离开了
while they're camping and one of them wonders off
迷失在森林里
and gets lost in the woods.
是啊,但那不是城里的醉鬼
Yeah, but it wasn't some drunk ass teen from the city
这是一个粗犷的澳大利亚人,熟悉户外生活
it was a rugged Australian who knows the outdoors.
他更有理由去树林深处探险
All the more reason for him to go exploring deep in the woods
他妈的！这就是我们要做的
Fuck it! This is what we're gonna do
我们对发生的事情一无所知
we don't know anything about what happened
我们睡着了
we were asleep.
笨蛋！
Fucker!
他妈的！
Fuck!
他妈的！
Fuck!
唐尼和蔡斯正在海滩上
There's Donnie and Chase coming down the beach right now.
你们到帐篷里去,我去跟他们谈谈
You guys just pop in the tent and I'll talk to them.
莱西,珍,你们就在帐篷里呆几分钟
Lacey, Jen, you guys just stay in the tent for a couple minutes.
醒醒,醒醒,别碰蛇！
Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey!
来吧,迪恩,起来,你个小混蛋
Come on Deano! Get up you little fucker.
嘿,怎么了,伙计们？
Hey, what's up guys?
他在那,奎因,你今天看起来不太好,心里难受吗？
There he is. You're not looking too prime today Quinn. Hungover?
是的,伙计,感觉不太好,这是肯定的
Yeah man, not feeling too good. That's for sure.
嘿,伙计,迪恩在哪儿睡觉？
Hey mate. Where's Deano sleeping?
他没回你们营地吗？
He's not back at your guys' campsite?
因为,他在我们全部昏倒的时候,凌晨2点左右跌跌撞撞地走了
Because he stumbled off around 2AM when we were all passing out.
他一定是在回来的路上昏过去了
He must have passed out on the way back.
真是个笨蛋！
What a nob!
哈哈,真是个白痴
Haha, what a moron.
我整晚没睡,我他妈的还醉着呢
I stayed up all night. I'm still fucking hammered.
但实际上我们今天要出发了
But actually we're gonna head out today
因为莱西最后真的病了
because Lacey ended up getting really sick
因为蘑菇
off the shrooms.
所以,我们只是要收拾行李离开这里
So, we're just going to pack up and get outta here.
这太糟糕了
That's too bad.
昨晚我们度过了一个美好的夜晚,不是吗？
We had a great night last night didn't we?
是的,这肯定是好时光
Yeah, it was good times for sure.
好吧,几天后我们要去托菲诺住几个星期
Well, in a few days we'll be heading up to Tofino for a couple weeks.
你们应该来见见我们
You guys should come and meet us.
是的,这很酷,好吧,我们知道可以在哪里找到你们
Yeah, that's cool. Well we'll know where to find you guys
就在沙滩上,对吧？
just right on the beach, right?
好的,晚点见
Alright, see you later.
别紧张,晚点见
Take it easy. See you later guys.
XO,XO,绯闻女孩
XO XO. Gossip Girl.
好的,伙计,再见
Okay man. Later dude.
拜拜
See ya.
我的天啊
Holy fuck.
他妈的狗屎
Fucking shit.
听起来好像很顺利
That sounded like it went over well.
他们似乎对迪恩可能会神志不清而昏倒并不感到太惊讶
They didn't seem too surprised that Dean might have wondered off and passed out.
好,我们收拾行李吧,我们越早离开这里越好
K, lets finish packing up. The sooner we leave here the better
我不敢相信昨晚真的发生了那样的事
I can't believe that actually happened last night.
是乔伊干的,所以,让我们专注于现在需要做的事情
It did Joey. So let's just focus on what needs to get done right now
且尽量不要惊慌失措
and try not to freak out.
带着装备再来一次旅行
One more trip with the gear
我们应该走了
and we should be good to go.
好的
Alright.
嘿！
Hey!
怎么了,唐尼？
What's up, Donnie?
你们没看到迪恩四处走动吗？
You guys havn't seen Dean walking about have you?
他从来没有回到你们这的露营地？
He never made it back to your guys' campsite?
不,那混蛋还在麻省理工学院呢,我们不知道他在哪里
Nah, the fucker's still M.I.A. We don't know where he is.
我们查看了整个海滩
We looked over the entire beach.
我们只是穿过小路把我们的货车装上了
We just went through the trail to load up our van
我们没有看到他
and we didn't see him.
出什么事了,我们开始勾勒出一点概述
Something's up. We're starting to sketch out a bit.
不管前一天晚上他的脸有多难看
He always wakes up to surf no matter how shit-faced
他总是一觉醒来就去冲浪
he was the night before.
是的,这很奇怪
Yeah, that's weird.
你们不介意和我们一起穿过树林吧？
You guys don't mind looking through the woods with us
在你们走之前
before you go, do you?
是的,我们可以帮你们一点忙
Yeah, we could help you out for a bit.
当然
Of course.
是的,好吧,谢谢
Yeah, alright. Thank you.
迪恩！
Deano!
迪恩！
Dean!
你在哪里,混蛋？
Where are you, fucker?
迪恩！
Deano!
迪恩！
Dean!
迪恩！
Dean!
迪恩！
Deano!
迪恩！
Dean!
什么？
What?
我无法应付这件事
I can't handle this.
我们现在需要离开,这太疯狂了
We need to leave right now. This is too crazy.
我知道,让我们假装再搜索几分钟
I know. Let's just pretend to search for a few more minutes
然后我们会脱困
and then we'll bail.
你到底在哪里？
Where the hell have you guys been?
我们遇到了唐尼
We ran into Donnie on the trail.
他们整个上午都在找迪恩
They've been looking for Dean all morning
所以我们假装帮忙搜索一下
so we pretended to help search for a bit.
实际上这很好,现在他们会怀疑
It's good actually. There's now way that they'll suspect
我们和这件事有关
that we had anything to do with it.
我得离开这个该死的地方
I need to get away from this fucking stupid place.
我要惊慌失措了
I'm gonna have a panic attack.
快,我们收拾剩下的行李然后走吧
K, let's pack up the rest of the gear and let's go.
蔡斯在跟谁说话？
Who's Chase talking to?
他妈的！
Fuck!
他妈的,他在和管理员说话！
Fuck. He's talking to a Ranger!
他妈的,乔伊,你写下了我们的车牌号
Fuck, Joey. You wrote down our license plate number
当你到营地登记的时候,不是吗？
when you registered to camp. Didn't you?
是啊,我写了
Yeah, I did.
妈的！
Shit!
他妈的,奎因,谁在乎呢？
Fuck, Quinn. Who cares?
瞧,这是他们要引用的第一件事
Listen. It's the first thing they're going to reference
如果他们打电话给皇家骑警,并全力搜寻迪恩
if they call the R.C.M.P. and do a full out search for Dean.
他们会联系这个周末在这里
They're going to contact everyone who was camping
所有露营的人,他们有我们的车牌号码
here this weekend. They have our license plate number
它们只需要五秒钟就能找到我们
it'll take them five seconds to find us.
奎因,没关系,我们不会告诉他们任何事情
Quinn, it doesn't matter. We wont tell them anything.
伊恩,想一想 训练有素的皇家骑警调查员
Ian, think about it. Trained R.C.M.P investigators
分别向我们提出了一堆该死的细节问题
seperately asking us all a shit load of detailed questions.
他妈的,我们真的那么擅长说谎吗？
Fuck. Are we all really that good at lying?
他们会知道发生了什么事
They're gonna know something's up.
好吧,他妈的！
Alright, fuck!
让我们试着拖延他们
Let's try to stall them.
你能告诉我这个家伙失踪多久了吗？
So, can you tell me how long this guy has been missing?
嗯,他昨晚没有回来
Well, he didn't come back last night.
他喝得酩酊大醉,但是我们找了一上午了
He was pretty drunk. But we've been searching all morning
我们一直无法找到他
and we haven't been able to find him.
你知道谁是最后一个见过他的人
Do you know who last person was who saw him
在他失踪之前？
before he disappeared?
实际上是这些家伙
Actually it was these guys.
嘿,我们找到他了,我们找到了迪恩
Hey, we found him. We found Dean.
你找到了吗？他在哪儿呢？
You did? Where was he?
就像我们想的那样,他在树林里昏倒了
He was passed out in the woods just like we thought.
真是个白痴 先生,我很抱歉
What a moron. Sir, I'm sorry about this.
听起来,你们昨晚过得很疯狂
It sounds like you guys had a pretty wild and crazy night last night.
是的,我们很疯狂
Yeah, we did.
我不会想和你们在一起
I wouldn't have minded being out there with you guys
但严肃地说,请记住
but on a serious side, just keep in mind
我们见过几次熊
we've had several sightings of bears
在过去几周里
in the last couple weeks.
所以,无论你们多么疯狂
So, no matter how messed up you guys get
或者你喝得有多醉,晚上不要进入树林
or how drunk you get, don't go into the woods at night.
当然
For sure.
对吧？尤其是不要像你哥们那样
Alright? Especially not like your buddy did.
如果你到那里去,你最终可能会成为熊的饲料
If you go out in there you could end up as bear fodder.
没问题,谢谢你的提醒
No problem. Thanks for the warning.
好的,没关系,记住把你所有的东西都带走
Okay, it's fine. Just remember to take all your stuff with you
不要留下任何东西,把它和你一起拿出来
don't leave anything lying around. Take it out with you.
如果熊嗅到了这一点,它们就会过来的
If the bears get a sniff of that they'll be coming around.
好吧,祝你玩得愉快
Alright, have a good one.
回头见
See you later.
迪恩真是个该死的大人物
What a fucking nob Deano is.
你能想象如果他们把整个搜救队都带来了会怎样吗？
Can you imagine if they'd brought the whole search and rescue team out?
是啊
Yeah.
好的,那个混蛋在哪里,迪恩？
Alright. Where's that bastard, Deano?
我不知道,我想他可能刚刚和唐尼一起离开了
I don't know. He might have just gone off with Donnie, I think.
你为什么不直接告诉他？
Why don't you just tell him?
他妈的你在说什么？
What the fuck are you talking about?
你为什么不直接告诉他发生了什么事
Why don't you just tell him what the fuck happened.
反正他也会知道唐尼什么时候回来的
He's gonna find out when Donnie gets back anyway.
你他妈的到底是怎么回事？
What the fuck are you two on about?
好的,他妈的在这里发生了什么？
Okay, what the fuck is going on here?
事实是……
The truth is...
我们还没有找到迪恩
We haven't found Dean yet.
所以,你骗了管理员
So, you lied to the Ranger.
他妈的你在想什么？
What the fuck are you thinking?
你认为这是某种他妈的玩笑吗？
You think this is some sort of fucking joke?
我很抱歉,兄弟,我昨晚吃了一大堆蘑菇
I'm sorry bro. I just did a shit load of mushrooms last night.
我们的脑子都被炸了
Our brains are fucking fried.
就像,我觉得我现在还是很兴奋
Like, I think I'm still fucking high right now.
我不知道你们两个目前发生了什么事
I don't know what's going on with you two at the moment
你表现得非常奇怪
you're acting pretty fucking weird.
但我开始变得非常生气了
But I'm starting to get really fuckin' pissed off.
我们看到你和管理员谈话,我就有点多疑了
We saw you talking with the Ranger and I just got paranoid
他会因为大麻和蘑菇把我们抓起来
that he was going to bust us for the weed and the shrooms
就像,我甚至不知道现在发生了什么
Like, I don't even know what's going on right now
我道歉,我真诚地道歉
I apologize, I sincerely apologize.
我不知道为什么我们这么说
I don't know why we said that.
我们都会冷静下来,我们会找到他的
We'll all calm down, we'll find him.
是的,我想是的
Yeah, well I guess so.
迪恩肯定就在这附近的某个地方,对吧？
Dean's gotta be around here somewhere. Right?
嗯,这他妈是什么？
Well, what the fuck is this?
好吧,我想知道现在发生了什么
Alright. I wanna know what's going on right now.
这是迪恩的凉鞋
This is Dean's sandal.
到处都是鲜血,这里的岩石上满是鲜血
There's blood all over it. There is blood all over the rocks here
你现在最好告诉我发生了什么
You better tell me what's going on right now
不然我他妈的就输了
or I'm gonna fucking lose it.
只是告诉他
Just tell him.
我都不知道该怎么跟你说这事,伙计
I don't even know how to tell you this man.
迪恩他妈的死了
Dean is fucking dead.
你在跟我开玩笑吗？
Are you fucking with me?
没有,实际上我们没有跟你开玩笑
No. Actually we're not fucking with you.
他昨晚企图强奸珍
He tried to rape Jen, last night.
他是一个蠢货,他活该
He was a piece of shit and he deserved it.
你他妈的不是认真的吧
You are not fucking serious.
是的,我们他妈的很认真,昨晚我们不得不把他从珍身上拉下来
Yeah, we are fucking serious. We had to pull him off Jen last night.
我们把他揍了一顿,他头上挨了几拳
We knocked him around a bit. Gave him some punches to the head
然后,他突然间开始抽搐起来
and then all of a sudden he started twitching out.
他妈的不知道什么回事
Out of fucking nowhere.
他一定患有头部创伤性出血或动脉瘤
He must have had a hemmorhage or an aneurysm from the head trauma
我不知道
I don't know.
但我们无能为力
But there was nothing we could do about it.
你什么也做不了
There's nothing you could do.
任何人都无能为力
There's nothing anyone could do.
你们他妈的是脑袋弯了吗？
Are you guys fucking bent in the head?
我认识了迪恩一辈子,他是我他妈的表弟
I've known Deano my whole life. He's my fucking cousin.
他永远不会伤害任何人
He would never fucking hurt anyone.
也许这个婊子撒谎
Maybe this bitch is lying.
好吧,好吧,那么,如果他已经死了,请告诉我他妈的尸体在哪？
Okay, okay. So if he's dead, show me his fucking body.
把他妈的尸体带到这里来
Roll his fuckin' body out here.
我们把他搬到树林里,我们埋了他
We took him into the woods and we buried him.
你埋了……
You buried...
你埋了他？
you buried him?
你他妈的埋了他？
You fucking buried him?
你告诉我……
You're telling me...
你因为这个他妈的婊子杀了我他妈的表弟？
that you killed my fucking cousin because of this fucking cunt?
他妈的！他妈的！
Fuck! Fuck!
也许你不知道你在和谁打交道！
Maybe you don't know who you're dealing with!
也许你不知道你他妈的是谁！
Maybe you don't know who you're fucking with!
孩子们,听好了
So, listen up kiddies.
这就是这个怎么玩的
This is how this is gonna play out.
你要告诉我他妈的到底发生了什么
You're gonna tell me exactly what fucking happened
他最好没事
and he'd better be alright.
所以他妈的帮帮我！
So fucking help me!
如果他有事,我就会把这个小婊子的脑袋
Because if he isn't I'm gonna take this little cunt's head
像敲椰子一样把他的脑袋敲开
and crack his fucking skull open like a coconut.
是的！然后他妈的撕开你的头皮！
Yes! And fucking rip your scalp off!
用我他妈的手和我他妈的表弟的血！
With my fucking hands and the blood of my fucking cousin's hands!
我要告诉你多少次？
How many times do I have to tell you?
你表弟死了
You're cousin is dead.
他妈的搞什么？奎因！
What the fuck? Quinn!
他妈的！
Fuck!
他妈的搞什么？
What the fuck?
他妈的离他远点！
Get the fuck off of him!
是的,好的
Yes, yes
我们需要谈一谈
We need to have a little talk.
你要去哪儿,唐尼？
Where are you going, Donnie?
我只是想和你谈谈！
I just wanted to talk to you!
唐尼！伊恩他妈在哪儿？到底发生了什么事？
Donnie! Where the fuck is Ian? What the fuck happened?
那个混蛋完全是神经病！
That fucker's completely mental!
他拿用斧头追我！
He just chased me with an axe!
伊恩在哪里？
Where is Ian?
他在停车场,他试图杀了我
He's in the parking lot. He's trying to kill me.
我看见他砍了蔡斯！
I saw him chop up Chase!
他不是想他妈的杀了你,伙计
He's not trying to fucking kill you man.
只要回到营地,我他妈的会试着找到伊恩
Just go back to the site. I'll fucking try to find Ian and
让他冷静下来
chill him out.
他妈的！
Fuck!
伊恩！
Ian!
伊恩
Ian.
伊恩！
Ian!
伊恩！
Ian!
该死的地狱
Fucking hell.
该死的地狱
Fucking hell.
唐尼,事情就是这样,好吗？
Donnie. That's what happened, alright?
我们现在对此无能为力
There's nothing we can do about it now
我们都必须继续我们的生活
we all just have to fucking move on with our lives.
他是一个他妈的疯子,他完全失去了计划
He's a fucking nutter. He's completely lost the plot.
我找不到伊恩,伙计,我不知道他去了哪里
I can't find Ian, man. I don't know where he went.
他回来了
He's coming back.
现在我们需要处理蔡斯的尸体
Right now we need to deal with Chase's body
在有人经过看到之前
before someone comes by and sees it.
我们要怎么处理它？
What are we going to do with it?
我不会再挖坟墓了
I'm not digging another grave.
我们把他沉入河中
We're going to sink it in the river.
唐尼,我们需要你帮忙抬尸体
Donnie, we're gonna need your help carrying the body
去你妈的！我不会这么做的
Fuck that man! I'm not doing it.
要么你帮我们,要么你自己处理
Either you help us out or your on your own.
你可以试着自己离开,独自面对伊恩
You can try to leave and deal with Ian all by yourself again
或者你可以帮我们抬尸体
or you can just help us carry the fucking body
然后把这件事解决了,这些就是选择
and get this over with. Those are the options.
他妈的
Fuck.
混蛋
Fucker.
我听到你在外面
I heard you out there.
我在外面发现了什么？一只小灰熊？
What do I got out there? A little grizzy bear?
我能听见你说话
I can hear you.
来吧
Come on out.
那么,我们可以回家了还是什么怎么？
So, can we go home yet or what?
嗯,伊恩来了吗？我他妈的没看见他
Well, has Ian come yet? I don't fucking see him.
我们不能丢下他不管
We can't just leave him.
我他妈的不在乎,我现在要走了
I don't fucking care. I'm leaving right now.
我不在乎我是否要走到高速公路上搭便车
I don't care if I have to walk up to the hi-way and hitch hike
我和珍马上就走！
me and Jen are going right now!
我们不知道伊恩在哪里？莱西
We don't know where Ian is Lacey.
我他妈的不在乎！
I don't fucking care!
我们可以给他一个帐篷和一些食物
We can leave him a tent and some food
你可以明天再来接他
and you can come back and get him tomorrow
但是现在你得开车送我和珍回家
but right now you have to drive me and Jen home.
他妈的,就现在！
Right fucking now!
莱西,他只是为了救我的命而杀了人
Lacey, he just killed someone to save my life.
他昨晚救了珍
He saved Jen last night.
直到他回来,我们才离开这里
We're not fucking leaving here until he comes back
或直到我们找到他
or until we find him.
好吧,最后一次见到他是在停车场附近
Well, he was last seen near the parking lot
他一定在某个地方
he's gotta be up there somewhere.
让我们到那里去寻找他
Let's just go up there and look for him.
仔细点
Fine.
他失去理智了,伙计,他是个疯子
He's lost it man. He is a lunatic.
回到车上之前,我不会离开你们的身边
I'm not leaving your guys' side till I get back to my car.
伊恩想杀了我！
Ian is trying to kill me!
唐尼,他不是想杀了你
He's not trying to kill you, Donnie.
他刚刚经历了一场相当激烈的折磨
He just went through a pretty intense ordeal
我们他妈的都有,他只是想保护他的朋友
we fucking all have. He's just trying to protect his friends.
你不需要砍掉别人的头来保护你的朋友！
You don't need to chop someone's head off to protect your friends!
我承认,他可能崩溃了
I admit it. He might have snapped.
好吧？他妹妹去年被强奸了,真他妈的
Okay? But his sister was raped last year and it fucking
摧毁了他,他感到很难过,因为他没有在那里保护她
devastated him. He felt so bad because he wasn't there to protect her.
他的内心深处有暴力
He has violence deeply ingrained in his psyche.
是的,他告诉我他的父亲在他年轻的时候经常打他
Yeah, he told me his dad used to hit him when he was younger.
他的父亲过去常常在他喝醉时打他
His old man used to hand out beatings when he was drunk.
对伊恩,他的兄弟和他的妹妹
To Ian, his brother and his sister.
But Ian used to let his old man chase him around the house
伊恩过去常常让他的父亲在屋子里追他
让他疲惫不堪,这样他就会受到殴打
to tire him out so that just he would take the beating
而不是他的兄弟和他的妹妹
not his brother and his sister.
然后有一天,他大约十三岁
Then one day when he was about thirteen
他在屋子里被他父亲追
he was getting chased around the house
然后他停下来,他面对着他
then he just stops, he faces him
他说:“我们走吧,我们现在就走吧”
and he says "Let's go, let's go right now"
而他爸爸只是看着他,停下来,
and his dad just looks at him, stops,
转身走开了
turns around and walks away.
从那以后,他们的父亲再也没有碰过他或他的兄弟姐妹
From then on their old man never laid a finger on him or any of his siblings.
他会用暴力来保护他所爱的人
He'll use violence to protect who he loves
这就是他的方式
that's just the way he is.
所以,我不知道他是疯了,还是完全消失了
So, I don't know if he's snapped or if he's gone totally
他妈的疯了,但我们不能丢下他就走了
fucking crazy. But we are not leaving here without him.
Alright. Let's go find him.
好的,我们去找他吧
伊恩！
Ian!
伊恩,该走了
Ian, it's time to go.
伊恩！你他妈的在哪里？
Ian! Where the fuck are you?
他不在这儿
He's not here.
你认为他会在哪里？
Where do you think he is?
他在树林里
He's in the woods.
他妈的,伊恩拿走了我的车钥匙
Fuckin' Ian took my car keys.
好吧,我想你会跟我们一起去寻找他
Well I guess you're coming with us to look for him then.
让我们所有人团结起来吧,任何时候都别分开
Let's all stick together guys. No one spread out at any time.
手电筒
Flashlight.
乔伊
Joey.
好的,我们走吧
Alright. Let's go.
伊恩！你在哪？
Ian! Where are you?
伊恩？
Ian?
伊恩
Ian.
什么？
What?
我想我听到了什么
I think I heard something.
我什么都没听到,伙计们,让我们团结起来
I don't hear anything. But guys lets stick together.
树林里有野熊,好吗？
There are wild bears in these woods, okay?
跟紧点
Just stay close.
伊恩！
Ian!
伊恩！
Ian!
伙计们,我看到了什么
Guys, I see something.
哪里？
Where?
在那里
Right there.
这是一个尸体！
It's a body!
这是他妈的管理员！
It's the fucking Ranger!
天哪！
My God!
这是伊恩干的,我告诉过你,他疯了
Ian's done this. I told you he's gone fucking mental.
让我们离开这里！
Let's get the hell outta here!
我们不知道这是不是伊恩干的,也可能是野熊袭击
We don't know that was Ian. It could have been a bear attack.
那些是斧头砍的伤口
Those are axe wounds.
就像他对蔡斯一样,他把他砍死了
He's chopped him up just like he did to Chase.
他为什么要这样做？
Why would he do this?
他妈的,我不知道
Fuck. I don't know.
因为管理员有我们的车牌号码
Because the Ranger has our license plate number
带我回到车上！
Take me back to the van!
让我在最近的加油站下车！我在
Drop me off at the nearest gas station! I'm on the
下一架飞机回到他妈的英格兰！
next plane back to fucking England!
唐尼！他妈的冷静点！
Donnie! Just calm the fuck down!